The Daughter of the Devil is now the Bride of Jesus Chirst

I hug you daughter one last time
I wipe your tear, you fix my tie
I'm the devil, you're the bride
And we are walking side by side
On down the aisle
To your groom Jesus Christ

His father and I
Have agreed to set aside
Our battle for control over all of human kind
We're here to support the Succubus and Jesus Christ

Once you are Christ's bride
There's a treaty to be signed
And all of man's woes will end upon a dotted line
I give over my empire and pride
To my son-in-law Jesus Christ

But I can barely hide
All my excitement inside
Once you're married to the son of god he's in for a surprise
You and I are going to kill Jesus Christ

As i'm sitting on your side
John the Baptist reads the rights
Mother Mary starts to cry
Mary Magdalen rolls her eyes
She's dying to kill her ex Jesus Christ

Now announced as man and wife
For the first time Mr. and Mrs. Jesus Christ
The bells they ring, the choir sings
We toss the rice
The daughter of the devil is now the bride of Jesus Christ

At the reception we don't eat swine
Instead of champagne we drink wine
It once was water, but Jesus changed it
In to Sarah with his mind
He's fucking cheap, that dirty Jew Jesus Christ

When the party ends you will ride
To your honeymoon suite and when you arrive
Tease him, make him cry
Seduce him with your naked thighs
Then choke him till he dies and leave the body of Jesus Christ

And at the funeral I
Will stand next to God and pretend to cry
And when God leans on my shoulders
I"ll stab in the back with my knife
And God's body will fall into the grave of Jesus Christ

But our plans, they went awry
As you tried to choke out Christ
He fought back and in the blink of an eye
Impaled you on a bed frame spike
And suspended there you died, murdered by Jesus Christ

Consumed by guilt he could not deny
Jesus decided to take his life
He closed his eyes, let out a sigh
And impaled himself on the same spike
Where you died under the body of Jesus Christ

And when God found out that night
His son killed himself and his wife
He got drunk on left-over wedding wine
And he set heaven alight
And as heaven burned down, he died
Just like his son Jesus Christ

Though I'm happy to rule all life
I feel incomplete inside
Without you here, my daughter, I
Will now commit suicide
Just like God and his Son Jesus Christ
And so ends the life
Of the Devil, God, and Jesus Christ

Alligators

I don't want to
Impose on you
My thinkings, my feelings
My instincts, although it'd be good

I won't apologize for the way that I feel when
I am spending this time with you
But I keep thinking 'bout
The feelings that you keep subdued

I'm sorry that I can't read your mind
And I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time

But I was wondering
You you were considering me

I'm a fuck up
With terrible timing
And from What i have gathered you've
Been in the same boats as me

So I know you know better than to jump in the mud without
Checking first for Alligators
So the question for you is
What will you choose to be?
Clean or dirty?

Thought the innuendo's rather funny
I'm pretty sure you know what I mean

Cause I was wondering
If you could consider me

I can't ignore my
Natural impulses
I'm sick of pretending
I'm feeling something other than what I do
I don't blame you for
Keeping quiet
This shit's fucking stupid
But the silence drives me insane

And I refuse to
Objectify you
The want I have for you
Includes more than the body you own

I don't have the words
But I cannot keep quiet
I'm bent up on the question that I
Want to ask you
I'm sorry if the asking offends you
But this is something I have to do

I'm certain that I'd be good for you
So before this opportunity's through

I was wondering
If you would consider
I was wondering
If you would consider
I am hoping
You will consider me
Genuinely

If you but let me
You won't regret me
Cause I will be
Anything but cruel